I heart George Costanza. #failure

Leprechauns and the Deaf

I'm afraid of enjoying the smell of my own farts. And I do.

I'm afraid of those dang leprechauns. Babies, Adults, Fetus. Just the thought of a ginger midget running around doesn't sit well with me. Leprechauns In The Hood changed my life.

I'm afraid of fortune cookies that say "kill yourself" or "your life is worthless" on them.

I have a fear of going into the mountains and seeing a legendary pokemon..... and not being prepared to catch it.

I'm afraid of meeting Helen Keller.

I'm afraid of children cartoon movies actually being good. I have yet to run into that. Space Chimps was the closest but I guess that would have more to do with the alcohol than the actual movie.

 I'm afraid of watching old people work out. I hope you dislocate a shoulder while lifting that 5 pound weight. And wear some decent clothes you bag.

I'm afraid of Abraham Lincoln's beard having its own thoughts and feelings.

I'm afraid of finding spoons in my pockets.

 I'm afraid of Asian Buffets. No one knows how many health code violations they breaking in their. Same with Mexicans. I'm not suppose to hear you kill the chicken.

Love

Love is seeing the person you love and having a loss of words. To me there are no words to describe the person you love. But how would I know? Is it possible to love this young? To be honest, I don't know if these feelings I have are true love. Is there such thing as a 'true love'? Why put true in front of it? I wish someone would describe to me what I'm suppose to feel when I see the one.
When your with the one you love, you have never been more happy. And when your not with them, you spend every gosh dang second thinking about them. It sucks. I never thought I would think of a woman more than I think about my Pokemon. I'm still I child. How could I be feeling this?
Love is never ending......

Human

To me, humans are becoming an extinct race. There are less and less of them. Everywhere I go I see more and more robots.
Humans seem like they are always plugged in. Soon I'm thinking once we are born they are going to have earphones implanted into our skins like a vein. People are having less and less human interaction. To us, a like on Facebook gives us a social high, or a retweet on twitter makes us seem important in this world. And making eye contact is a dying breed. People have their faces buried into phones, iPods, computers.
I'm not saying that I'm not a robot. Right now as I'm posting this am ignoring social contact with a group of girls I despise.
I am robot.