Leprechauns and the Deaf

I'm afraid of enjoying the smell of my own farts. And I do.

I'm afraid of those dang leprechauns. Babies, Adults, Fetus. Just the thought of a ginger midget running around doesn't sit well with me. Leprechauns In The Hood changed my life.

I'm afraid of fortune cookies that say "kill yourself" or "your life is worthless" on them.

I have a fear of going into the mountains and seeing a legendary pokemon..... and not being prepared to catch it.

I'm afraid of meeting Helen Keller.

I'm afraid of children cartoon movies actually being good. I have yet to run into that. Space Chimps was the closest but I guess that would have more to do with the alcohol than the actual movie.

 I'm afraid of watching old people work out. I hope you dislocate a shoulder while lifting that 5 pound weight. And wear some decent clothes you bag.

I'm afraid of Abraham Lincoln's beard having its own thoughts and feelings.

I'm afraid of finding spoons in my pockets.

 I'm afraid of Asian Buffets. No one knows how many health code violations they breaking in their. Same with Mexicans. I'm not suppose to hear you kill the chicken.