Things I need answered

These are some questions that I have never been able to answer myself.

What's the difference between Irish and Scottish?

Who's better in their prime: LeBron or Kobe? (I already know the answer but I like hearing people discuss it)

What are the point of Mosquitos?(it's more a question for god but if you can explain please tell me)

Why do they put Pokemon like celebi or mew in the game when you have to cheat to get them?

Why do I spend so much money on McDonalds monopoly? #uea2011

Yikua

I always think about the past and how its affecting my future. I think about people I hate and how much I hate them. I think about the people I love and how I can tell them how much they mean to me. Why can't we all understand one another. I'm sick of so called friends judging me. Deciding the right things for me to do, acting like they're going in the right direction themselves. No one will ever understand my trials.

High school is a pain in the a$$. Everyday it gets harder to wake up. I'm sick of PDA. I'm done with teachers, activities and talking about my future. Unlike most people, I'm not sure what I'm doing or if I'm prepared. It's getting harder for me to wake up and put on this face. If only you knew me.
From,
Abe akwuegbu

White Men Can't Jump

In honor of the upcoming NBA season, here are some sick pictures of facial dunks.

Drugs and Asians

I'm giving you direct orders to rock the s*** out. Rock out like you just woke up thinking it was a school day..... and it isn't. Like you just realized you don't care about school and decide to sluff the rest of the day. Rock you like someone dropped a chiachia on your porch. Rock out like your life depends on it. Rock out like everyone is watching you, judging you on your rocking out skills.

Rock out like you woke up and your child looked like this. Rock out like you found out your in love. Rock out like you got front row tickets to the super bowl. Rock out like your a gosh dang ginga ninga. 

Rock out like you were on the last plane out of Vietnam. Like Hitler just died. Like you were just released from jail. Like you just found out Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Catherine Zetta Jones were are real. Rock out like you just finished a book. Like you aced the ACT. Rock out like you finally got the balls to chop of your own leg after days of it being stuck under a rock. Rock out like your favorite song is on. Rock out like you just won the championship on 2k with the Charlotte Bobcats. (Or Raptors)

Most inspirational Funny movies/shows

Workaholics
Tosh.0
Anchorman
Kung pow
Ping pong player

If you beg to differ please comment. i would love to see what you common folk find funny.

Duct tape and bacon

Magnetism is one of the six fundamental forces of the universe, with the other five being gravity, duct tape, whining, remote control, and the force that pulls dogs towards the groins of strangers.

Come, midget, and use my pillow as a sleeping bag.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean 1 enjoys it?

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Duct tape is like the force. It had a light side a dark side and it keeps the universe together.

If you do a job well done, you'll get stuck with it.

Gingers

Bueller

"Life's short. If you don't stop and look around once and a while, you could miss it." Ferris Bueller.

Life's to short to waste my time at school. I don't need to know science or math. I guarantee you a never use this crap outside of school again besides the random occasions when I say "Spiders aren't insects because they have eight legs and insects have six." I'm wasting my gosh dang time. When I'm on my death bed 60 years from now, I'll be thinking about how the first 20 years of my life at school. My occupation will have been pokemon mating. It pays big bucks.

I just looked up the 3 most important things in life. This is what this 40 year old single blogger said.
1. Faith
2. Family
3. Integrity

I'll call B.S. The 3 things that matter most to me are:
1. Woman. You gotta love them.
2. Sports. Mainly basketball.
3. I suppose family and friends.

There's only way rule in life.

Fetch all rules.