Drugs and Asians

I'm giving you direct orders to rock the s*** out. Rock out like you just woke up thinking it was a school day..... and it isn't. Like you just realized you don't care about school and decide to sluff the rest of the day. Rock you like someone dropped a chiachia on your porch. Rock out like your life depends on it. Rock out like everyone is watching you, judging you on your rocking out skills.

Rock out like you woke up and your child looked like this. Rock out like you found out your in love. Rock out like you got front row tickets to the super bowl. Rock out like your a gosh dang ginga ninga. 

Rock out like you were on the last plane out of Vietnam. Like Hitler just died. Like you were just released from jail. Like you just found out Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Catherine Zetta Jones were are real. Rock out like you just finished a book. Like you aced the ACT. Rock out like you finally got the balls to chop of your own leg after days of it being stuck under a rock. Rock out like your favorite song is on. Rock out like you just won the championship on 2k with the Charlotte Bobcats. (Or Raptors)