Monday, October 15, 2012

Duct tape and bacon

Magnetism is one of the six fundamental forces of the universe, with the other five being gravity, duct tape, whining, remote control, and the force that pulls dogs towards the groins of strangers.

Come, midget, and use my pillow as a sleeping bag.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean 1 enjoys it?

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Duct tape is like the force. It had a light side a dark side and it keeps the universe together.

If you do a job well done, you'll get stuck with it.

2 comments:

  1. You make me think in a way I dont really want to think. But small doses of this kind of thinking is okay.

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